Just for Fun - Funny Statements

1. A day without sunshine is, well...like, night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest
5. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
6. How may of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
7. Honk if you love peace and quiet.